"Ten years, fifty days and three,
Clau-Clau-Clau-shall given be
A gift that all desire but he.
To a fawning fellowship
He shall stammer, cluck and trip,
Dribbling always with his lip.
But when he's dumb no more hear,
Nineteen hundred years or near,
Clau-Clau-Claudius shall speak clear."
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